flowersilk:

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

sustainablefarming:

beyonce really is that friend that’s like “all men aint shit!! you dont need them dont even think about them! men dont deserve you!” and then she goes home to her man and you go home alone 

scullyphile:

Me: I don’t have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

I’m going to be alone for the rest of my life.

fuckyahumor:

me: i wish someone liked me

someone: [likes me]

me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years